Alright, let’s talk about this… what was it? Scorpio Tiger horoscope thingy. Yeah, that’s it. My old man used to say, stars and tigers, what a load of hogwash! But you young folks, you like this stuff, so here we go.
First off, what’s a Scorpio anyway? Sounds like some kinda bug spray. Turns out, it’s a star sign, like them things you see in the sky at night. And a tiger? Well, that’s easy, a big cat with stripes. But put ‘em together, and you get… I don’t even know. A stripy bug spray?
Okay, okay, I’m just teasin’. From what I hear, these Scorpio Tiger people, they’re something else. Real independent, like a stray cat that don’t need nobody. My neighbor’s cat, Whiskers, that’s him all over. Comes and goes as he pleases, eats when he wants, sleeps where he wants. These Scorpio Tigers, they’re like that, but with people I guess.
Now, if you’re friends with one of ‘em, don’t go clingin’ on like a vine on a fence post. They don’t like that. Give ‘em space, let ‘em breathe. They’re like them wild horses, you gotta let ‘em roam, or they’ll buck you off quicker than a fly on a hot stove.
Let’s talk about the men first, these Scorpio Tiger men. They say they’re strong, like a bull in a china shop, but maybe a bit smarter. And mysterious too, like they’re hidin’ somethin’. Probably just hidin’ the last piece of pie, knowing men.
- Strong-willed: They got their own mind, and good luck tryin’ to change it.
- Passionate: When they love somethin’, they love it hard. Like my grandson loves his video games.
- Secretive: They don’t spill their guts to just anyone. You gotta earn their trust, like gettin’ a wild bird to eat from your hand.
And the women? The Scorpio Tiger women? They’re a whole different kettle of fish. Smart as a whip, they say. And creative too, like they can make somethin’ outta nothin’. My sister-in-law, she was like that. Could turn an old potato sack into a dress, if you can believe it.
These women, they got energy like a squirrel on a sugar rush. Always doin’ somethin’, always goin’ somewhere. And curious too, like a little kid pokin’ at everything with a stick.
Here’s the lowdown on the ladies:
- Smart: They ain’t no dummies, that’s for sure. They got brains and they know how to use ‘em.
- Creative: They can come up with ideas faster than a chicken can peck corn.
- Energetic: They got more energy than a flea on a hot dog. Good luck keepin’ up with ‘em.
- Curious: They wanna know everything, about everyone. Nosy, maybe, but in a good way.
Now, this water element thing they talk about. Water, huh? Like a river, always flowin’, always changin’. Maybe that’s why these Scorpio Tigers are so unpredictable. And Mars? That’s some kinda planet, I think. They say it’s got somethin’ to do with courage and bein’ sure of yourself. Well, I guess that fits, seein’ as how these folks are so independent.
And there’s this tiger eye stone too. Pretty rock, I seen ‘em at the market. They say it helps these Scorpio folks, gives ‘em even more courage. Maybe I should get one for my grandson, he’s scared of the dark. Though he’d probably just try to trade it for more video game time.
So, there you have it. The Scorpio Tiger. Independent, strong, smart, energetic… Sounds like a handful, if you ask me. But then again, life’s too short to be boring, ain’t it? Like my grandma used to say, “Better to be a handful than a doormat.” And she was a wise old woman, even if she couldn’t tell a Scorpio from a scarecrow.
In relationships? Well, good luck. If you’re with a Scorpio Tiger, you gotta be strong yourself, and you gotta give ‘em space. It’s like dancin’ with a wild bear, you gotta know when to lead and when to let ‘em lead. And for goodness sake, don’t try to tame ’em. They ain’t meant to be tamed.
So, whether you believe in all this horoscope stuff or not, it’s kinda fun to think about. And who knows, maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Maybe them stars and planets really do have a say in who we are. Or maybe it’s just a good excuse for why we act the way we do. Either way, it’s somethin’ to talk about, right?
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my garden. Them tomatoes ain’t gonna water themselves, you know.
Tags: [Scorpio, Tiger, Horoscope, Chinese Zodiac, Astrology, Personality, Relationships, Independence, Water Element, Mars]
