Alright, let’s talk about this… this primal astrology thing, whatever they call it. My grandkid tried to explain it to me, said it’s about findin’ your perfect match, like them dating shows on TV, but with stars and animals. Sounds like a whole lotta hogwash to me, but hey, I’ll tell ya what I understood.
So, first off, they got these regular star signs, you know, like Aries, Taurus, Gemini, all them things. They say some signs get along better than others. Like, Aries and Leo, they’re all fiery and whatnot, so they good together. And then there’s Taurus and Cancer, they kinda homey and comfy, so they stick together too. Gemini and Aquarius, them air signs, they like to flap their gums, so they yap away happy. And Cancer with Scorpio, they deep and mysterious, like them old wells in the back field.
But that ain’t the whole story, no sirree. They throw in them Chinese year animals too, you know, like the dragon and the rooster and such. That’s where this “primal” part comes in, I guess. They mash ‘em together, your star sign and your year animal, and they get a new animal for ya.
For example, if you’re a Leo born in the Year of the Dragon, they say you’re an Orca. An Orca! Like them big whales in the ocean. They say them Orca folks are affectionate, outgoing, and… what’s that word… egotistical? Yeah, means they think they’re all that and a bag of chips. Then, if you’re a Scorpio born in the Year of the Rooster, you’re an Owl. Them Owl people, they say they work hard and don’t give up easy. Determined, they call it.
- So, you got your regular star sign.
- Then you got your Chinese year animal.
- Smash ‘em together, and you get your Primal Zodiac sign.
Now, how do you find your match? Well, they say you gotta look at your sun sign and your moon sign. Sun sign is your regular star sign, and moon sign… I dunno, somethin’ about the moon, I guess. Anyway, if your moon sign is the same as their sun sign, and their sun sign is the same as your moon sign, then bingo! You got a match. Like, if you’re an Aries sun and Aquarius moon, you need someone with an Aquarius sun and Aries moon. Sounds complicated, don’t it?
And then there’s this whole other chart, they call it “Primal Zodiac Compatibility.” It’s got all these different Primal Zodiac signs and percentages. Like, how much a Seal gets along with a Hawk, or how much a Snake likes a Horse. The higher the number, the better they match, I reckon. It’s like them love meters they got on them game shows! They got a whole list of ‘em, every single one of them animal combinations. Musta took some smarty pants a long time to figure all that out.
They got websites and books and all sorts of stuff about this Primal Astrology. My grandkid showed me one, said it was the “home page of Primal Astrology Compatibility.” Looked like a whole bunch of mumbo jumbo to me, but kids these days, they believe anything they see on the internet.
So, does it work? I dunno. Seems like a lot of fuss to me. Back in my day, you liked someone, you liked ‘em. Didn’t need no stars or animals to tell ya. But hey, if it helps folks find love, I guess it can’t hurt none. Just don’t go blamin’ the Orcas if it don’t work out, ya hear? Maybe they just ain’t that into you!
Anyways, that’s how I see it. Take it with a grain of salt, I always say. Life’s too short to be worryin’ ’bout whether you’re a Owl or a Snake or whatever critter they come up with next.
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