Alright, so someone told me to talk about this Charli XCX girl and her stars or somethin’. I don’t know much about this fancy stuff, but I’ll tell ya what I heard.
This Charli girl, she’s a Leo. Born in 1992, August 2nd, somewhere over in England, Cambridge, they say. Leos, from what I gather, they’re like the sun, all bright and shiny. Confident, they say. Like they know what they’re doin’ all the time. Maybe that’s why she’s so popular, always singing and dancing, not afraid of nothin’. Seems like she’s got that fire in her belly, you know?
They got these charts, see? Natal charts, they call ’em. It’s like a map of the stars when you were born. This chart, it tells you all sorts of things about a person. Like what they like, what they don’t like, what they’re good at. It’s kinda like readin’ tea leaves, but with stars. This Charli girl’s chart, they say it shows she’s meant to be a star. Well, ain’t that somethin’? A star readin’ stars.
- Leo Sun Sign: Means she’s got that confidence, that shine. Like a lion, I guess, always ready to roar.
- Pisces Moon: This one, they say it makes her emotional, sensitive. So, she might be tough on the outside, but soft on the inside. Like a good peach, you know?
Now, I don’t understand all this latitude and longitude stuff, but they say where you’re born matters too. Cambridge, England, that’s where she came into this world. Maybe the stars are different over there, I dunno. But it all goes into makin’ her who she is.
They got this fella, Kyle Thomas, he knows all about this star stuff. He says this chart, it shows Charli’s personality and her life path. Said she’s got a lot of energy, always doin’ somethin’. And he’s right, I see her popping up on the TV all the time. Can’t turn around without seeing her face. Makes you wonder what them stars are really saying about her.
She’s 32 now, this Charli girl. Still young, but those stars, they been workin’ on her since day one. They say her chart shows she’s gonna keep on shinin’. Keep on makin’ music, keep on bein’ herself. And that’s good, I guess. Better than sittin’ around doin’ nothin’, right?
They talk about her “planetary placements” and “aspects”. Sounds complicated, like fixin’ a tractor. But it just means how the stars lined up when she was born and what that means for her. Like, maybe Mars was close to Jupiter or somethin’. Don’t ask me what that means, but they say it’s important.
So, this Charli XCX, she’s a Leo with a Pisces moon. Born in Cambridge. Got a chart full of stars tellin’ her story. And she’s out there, livin’ it. Singin’ and dancin’ and bein’ a star. That’s what I heard, anyway. And it’s quite a lot to take in for an old woman
