Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here… asteroid nemesis astrology thing. Don’t go gettin’ all confused now, it ain’t rocket science, even though it does got somethin’ to do with them space rocks.
Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker with a telescope, but I heard tell from my niece, the one who went off to college, that these asteroids got names and meanings, just like them stars and planets. And some of ’em, they call ’em “karmic asteroids.” Sounds spooky, huh? Like somethin’ out of a ghost story.
They say these karmic asteroids, like Moirai, Psyche, and Eros, can tell ya about your fate, ‘specially when it comes to relationships. They look at somethin’ called a “synastry chart,” which is like a map of the stars when two folks meet. It’s supposed to show if you two are meant to be, or if it’s gonna be nothin’ but trouble. I reckon it’s like lookin’ at the chicken gizzards to see if it’s gonna rain, but with more stars and less guts.
These asteroids, they ain’t like them big ol’ planets, you know, the ones everybody knows about. They’re smaller, but they say they got a powerful punch when it comes to readin’ your chart. Most of ‘em are named after women goddesses, which is kinda nice, seein’ as most of the planets got men’s names. It’s like the women finally gettin’ a say in the heavens, even if they are just rocks.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe all this hogwash, but some folks swear by it. They say if you’re feelin’ kinda lost or confused, lookin’ at these asteroids can give you a clue about what’s goin’ on in your life. But I always say, you gotta be the one steerin’ your own wagon. Don’t let no rock in the sky tell you what to do. That just ain’t right.
- If you’re strong and know what you want, then no planet or asteroid can boss you around. It’s your life, ain’t it? You get to decide where you’re goin’ and who you’re goin’ with.
- But if you’re kinda wishy-washy and let things just happen, well, maybe these asteroids got somethin’ to say to you. I don’t know, it ain’t my business.
One thing my niece told me, and I thought it was kinda interestin’, was about somethin’ called Sagittarius. She said it was a lucky sign, ruled by a big ol’ planet called Jupiter, the luckiest one of ’em all. If you got planets in Sagittarius, or in Jupiter’s house, which they call the ninth house, or wherever your Jupiter was when you were born, well, that’s supposed to mean good things for ya. More luck, more happiness, that kinda stuff. Sounds good to me, I ain’t gonna lie.
But let me tell ya, life ain’t all about luck and stars. It’s about hard work, bein’ kind to folks, and lookin’ after your family. That’s what I believe, anyway. You can look at all the charts and asteroids you want, but at the end of the day, it’s your own choices that make the difference.
So, if you wanna learn about this asteroid nemesis astrology, go right ahead. It might be fun, might even give you somethin’ to think about. But don’t go gettin’ your head all tangled up in it. Remember what your old granny used to say: keep your feet on the ground and your heart in the right place, and you’ll be just fine.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. They don’t care about no asteroids, they just want their supper.
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