Alright, let’s talk about this yes or no tarot thing, you know, the kind where you ask a question and get a straight answer, like “Will my chickens lay more eggs next month?” or “Is that salesman trying to cheat me?” I ain’t got time for fancy-schmancy card readings, just give it to me straight, yes or no.
So, how do you do this yes or no tarot? Well, it ain’t rocket science, I’ll tell you that much. First off, you gotta have a deck of them tarot cards. Now, I don’t know much about all the different kinds, but the pictures on them are pretty, I guess. You shuffle them up real good, thinkin’ hard about your question. Don’t be thinkin’ about what you’re gonna have for supper, focus! Then you pick a card. That’s it. Simple as pie.
Now, some folks say you gotta pick a bunch of cards, three or five or even more. But honestly, who has the time? I just pick one. If the card is standin’ up straight, like a good soldier, that’s a “yes.” If it’s upside down, like it tripped and fell, well, that’s a “no.” See? Easy peasy.
- Straight up card: Means YES.
- Upside down card: Means NO.
Some cards, they say, are kinda tricky. They ain’t a clear yes or no, more like a “maybe” or “it depends.” Like that “Wheel of Fortune” card. That just means things could go either way, you know? Life’s like that sometimes, ain’t it? You plant your seeds, but you don’t know if they’ll grow till they grow, right? Another card, “The Lovers” one, that’s about choices. If you pull that one, it means YOU gotta decide, the cards can’t do it for you.
And there’s some cards that just mean you gotta wait. Like “The Hanged Man.” That fella’s just hanging around, ain’t he? So, if you get that one, it means “hold your horses,” things ain’t gonna happen right away. Patience, they say. Patience is a virtue, but tell that to a hungry hen!
Now, can you trust these cards? Well, that’s up to you, ain’t it? I don’t think they can tell you the winning lottery numbers or nothin’. But sometimes, they can help you see things a little clearer. Like if you’re frettin’ over something and you pull a “no” card, maybe it’s a sign to rethink things. Or if you get a “yes” card, maybe it gives you a little push to go for it. It ain’t magic, it’s more like a little nudge in the right direction.
Can you do this tarot stuff online? Sure, why not? These young folks these days, they got everything on them computers and phones. I seen some websites where you can click a button and it picks a card for you. Is it the same as shufflin’ the cards yourself? I don’t know. But if you ain’t got a deck of cards, it might be worth a try. Just remember, don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on those fancy readings, that’s just silly.
A word of warning, though. Don’t go messin’ with these cards if you’re angry or upset. You gotta be calm and clear-headed, otherwise you might not like the answers you get. And don’t be askin’ the same question over and over again just because you don’t like the answer. The cards ain’t gonna change their mind just because you’re stubborn. That’s like askin’ the rooster to lay an egg, ain’t gonna happen!
So there you have it. That’s my take on this yes or no tarot. It ain’t complicated, it’s just a simple way to get a little guidance. But remember, at the end of the day, you gotta trust your own gut. The cards can point the way, but you’re the one who’s gotta walk the path. Just like plantin’ a garden, the cards can tell you if it’s a good time to sow, but you still gotta do the work to make things grow. And for sure, don’t rely on them cards for every little thing, life ain’t a game of yes or no all the time. Sometimes you just gotta do what feels right, cards or no cards.
And one last thing, don’t be wastin’ your money on expensive readings. A simple yes or no is all you need, no need for fancy talk and long stories. Keep it simple, keep it real, that’s what I say.
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