Alright, let’s talk about this job astrology stuff, you know, when them stars gotta tell you when you gonna get a job. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I heard some things, seen some things, and I’ll tell ya what I know.
First off, they say you gotta look at that 10th house in your birth chart. What’s a birth chart? Well, it’s like a picture of the sky when you were born, but don’t ask me to draw it, child, I can’t. Anyway, this 10th house, that’s where the job stuff is at. They look at it and see what planets are hangin’ around there. Them planets, they like little people with different personalities, some good, some bad, some just plain lazy.
Now, they also gotta look at other houses, like the 1st house. That’s about you, your personality, what you like to do. See, if your 1st house and 10th house are talkin’ to each other, that’s a good sign. Means you might actually enjoy the work you gonna get.
Then there’s them planets. Some are real important for gettin’ a job. Sun and Moon, them’s the fancy ones, like kings and queens. If they’re lookin’ good in your chart, you might just get a job with the government, you know, somethin’ steady.
Then you got Jupiter and Venus. Them’s the nice ones, bringin’ respect and comfort. They will get you a job where you don’t need to work your fingers to the bones, maybe in a nice office, with air conditioning and all. If they’re strong, you might get a job that’s comfortable, where you ain’t breakin’ your back all day long.
But then you got the troublemakers, Saturn, Rahu, and Ketu. Them fellas, they like the hard work, the dirty jobs, the places nobody else wants to go. So, if they’re messin’ around in your 10th house, well, you might have to work a little harder to get a good job, and the job might not be all that glamorous, but hey, work is work, right? Can’t be too picky now days.
- Sun and Moon: Government jobs, important stuff.
- Jupiter and Venus: Comfortable jobs, nice places.
- Saturn, Rahu, and Ketu: Hard work, tough jobs.
So, how do they figure out when you gonna get the job? Well, they look at how them planets are movin’ around. See, planets ain’t just sittin’ still, they’re always movin’, and when they hit certain spots in your chart, that’s when things happen. They call it transits. It’s like the planets are visiting different rooms in your house, and when they visit the 10th house, that’s when job opportunities might pop up.
Some folks say you gotta pray to the Sun, offer it water and say some fancy words. I don’t know about all that, but it can’t hurt, right? And you can also look at your horoscope every day. Some places, they got these things called daily career horoscopes. They tell you what the stars are sayin’ about your job prospects for that day. It’s like a little sneak peek into the future. But don’t take it too serious, you know. Stars can’t tell you everything, sometimes you just gotta get out there and hustle.
They say some smart folks, astrologers, they’re good at figuring this stuff out. They look at your birth date, they look at the planets, they do some calculations, and they tell you when the best time is to apply for jobs, when you might get an interview, when you might actually get hired. It ain’t a perfect science, mind you, but it can give you a little bit of hope, a little bit of guidance.
So, when you gonna get a job? Well, I don’t know, child. Go talk to them astrologers, look at your chart, pray to the sun, and then get out there and start lookin’! Don’t just sit around waitin’ for the stars to hand you a job, you gotta put in some effort too. But remember, the stars can give you a little nudge in the right direction, a little bit of a clue about what’s comin’ your way.
But the most important thing, child, is to keep your head up, keep tryin’, and don’t give up. The right job will come along eventually, whether the stars say so or not. And when it does, you’ll be ready. You hear me?
Now go on, get outta here and start lookin’ for that job. And don’t forget to say a little prayer to the sun, just in case.
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