Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Tiger and Snake folks, the kinda things them city folks talk about in their horoscopes.
First off, you got the Tiger. You know, like them big cats in the zoo? Yeah, those. They’re born in certain years, just like the Snake. The Snake, well, it ain’t the cuddly kind, more like the slithery ones you find in the fields, if you ain’t careful. Now, these two, the Tiger and the Snake, they got this whole thing goin’ on, a kinda relationship thing, according to them city folks.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it don’t. It’s like plantin’ corn, ya see? Sometimes ya get a good harvest, sometimes the bugs eat it all up. Same with these two.
Are they good together? Well, that depends. Some say the Tiger and the Snake, they can be successful. Like a good harvest, I guess. They say the Snake man and the Tiger woman, they find each other, you know, attractive. Like a rooster to a hen, if you catch my drift.
- But it ain’t all sunshine and roses.
- They got their problems, just like any couple.
- Like when the cow don’t give enough milk, or the chickens stop layin’ eggs. Trouble, ya see?
The city folks, they use big words, like “compatibility.” What’s that even mean? I say it’s like this: can they stand each other long enough to raise a family and not kill each other? That’s compatibility to me.
Now, if you got a Snake woman and a Tiger man, that’s where things get tricky. It’s like tryin’ to catch a greased pig, slippery and hard to hold on to. But, they say, if they try real hard, like workin’ the fields from sunrise to sunset, they can make it work. They gotta understand each other, ya know? Like understandin’ why the rooster crows at dawn, even though it’s annoying.
They gotta respect each other too. Like how you respect the land that feeds ya, even when it’s dry and dusty. If they do that, they can be strong, like a good ol’ oak tree. They can help each other, like how the ox helps plow the field. That’s what them city folks call a “dynamic and enriching partnership.” Sounds fancy, but it just means they work good together, like a team of horses pullin’ a wagon.
The Snake, it’s the sixth one in their little zodiac thing. They got twelve of them, animals, each one standin’ for a year. The Snake is part of a group, with the Ox and the Rooster. Don’t ask me why, it’s just how they do things in the city.
So, if you’re a Tiger or a Snake, and you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ hitched, remember what I said. It ain’t easy, but nothin’ worth havin’ ever is. It’s like bakin’ a good pie, ya gotta put in the work, the flour, the sugar, the apples, and then ya gotta wait. And sometimes, even then, it don’t turn out perfect. But that’s life, ain’t it?
Relationships, they’re like the weather. Sometimes sunny, sometimes stormy. Ya just gotta learn to weather the storm and enjoy the sunshine when ya can. That’s all there is to it. Don’t need no fancy city talk to figure that out.
So, whether you’re lookin’ at this Tiger-Snake thing, or any other kinda relationship, remember it takes work. Like keepin’ a garden, ya gotta weed it, water it, and protect it from the critters. And sometimes, even after all that, the tomatoes still don’t grow big and red. But ya keep tryin’, right? That’s what matters.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Them city folks and their horoscopes. They sure do like to complicate things.
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