Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this… this “mony asteroid astrology,” whatever they call it. Folks these days, always comin’ up with newfangled things. But hey, if it helps ya get some extra pennies in yer pocket, who am I to judge, right?
So, what’s this “mony” thing all about?
From what I hear, it ain’t like them planets and stars they usually talk about in them horoscopes. This “mony” thing, or “monya” as some call it, is like a little piece of rock flyin’ around in space. And these astrology folks, they think this little rock can tell ya somethin’ ’bout yer money situation. Can ya believe it?
They say it’s all about where this “mony” rock was when you were born. Like, if it was in a certain part of the sky, maybe you’re gonna be lucky with money. If it was somewhere else, maybe you gotta work a bit harder. Sounds like a whole lotta hogwash to me, but hey, maybe there’s somethin’ to it.
How do ya find this “mony” thing in yer chart?
Now, I ain’t no expert, but from what I gathered, you gotta know when you were born. Not just the day, but the exact time too. Then, I guess, you gotta find someone who knows about these charts and stars and such. They’ll draw up somethin’ that looks like a big ol’ pizza pie, and they’ll point out where this “mony” rock was. Sounds complicated, if ya ask me.
What other money rocks are out there?
- There’s this “Fortuna” rock. Sounds fancy, huh? I heard it’s a pretty big one, and it’s supposed to be lucky too. But like I said, it’s just rocks in the sky, so don’t get yer hopes up too high.
- Then there’s this “Bim” rock. Now this one’s a real slowpoke. Takes a whole 176 years to go around. But they say it’s strongly tied to money, like how much you earn and all that.
Is it just about money?
Well, it seems like most of these rocks are about money, but there’s other ones too. Like this “Amor” rock. That one’s supposed to be about love. They say if it lines up with another rock called “Cupido” in your chart, you and yer sweetheart are meant to be. Ain’t that somethin’? But we’re talkin’ ’bout money here, so let’s stick to that.
What about them centaur rocks?
Now, this is where it gets a little confusing. Seems like some of these rocks ain’t just rocks. They’re called “centaurs,” like them half-man, half-horse things from them old stories. One of ’em is called “Chiron.” I ain’t sure what it does, but it seems like some folks think it’s important in astrology. Maybe it affects yer money too, who knows?
How do ya use this stuff to make money?
Well, that’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? I reckon these astrology folks would tell ya to look at where these money rocks are in yer chart. If they’re in a good spot, maybe it’s a good time to invest some money or start a new business. If they’re in a bad spot, maybe it’s best to keep yer money safe under the mattress. But honestly, I think workin’ hard and bein’ smart with yer money is the best way to get ahead. This star stuff, it’s just a bunch of maybes.
Finding the lucky houses for money
They also talk about “money houses” in yer chart. Like, certain parts of that pizza pie are supposed to be connected to yer finances. If you got some good planets and rocks in them houses, maybe you’ll be rollin’ in dough. And they say there are good times and bad times for makin’ money, based on how the planets and rocks are movin’ around. It’s all a bit much for this old gal to understand, but I guess if you’re into that kinda thing, it could be interesting.
Strengthening money aspects.
To make yer money situation better, these astrology folks might tell ya to do certain things. Maybe they’ll tell ya to wear a certain color, or carry a certain rock, or say a certain prayer. Me? I think the best way to strengthen yer money is to save a little bit every month and not spend it on foolishness. But hey, if wearin’ a green shirt makes ya feel luckier with money, then go for it, I say.
In conclusion…
So, that’s what I know about this “mony asteroid astrology.” It’s a whole lotta talk about rocks and stars and charts and such. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it, maybe there ain’t. But I still think the best way to make money is to work hard, be smart, and don’t go spendin’ it all on lottery tickets and fancy gadgets. But hey, if ya wanna look to the stars for a little extra luck, that’s yer business. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if it don’t work out, ya hear?
Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about money ain’t puttin’ food on the table, that’s for sure.
