Alright, let’s talk about this “does he love me” stuff with them cards, the tarot. You know, like them fancy picture cards? Yeah, them. So, you’re sittin’ there, moonin’ over some fella, wonderin’ if he’s got it bad for ya, right? Happens to the best of us. Don’t you fret none, we’ll figure this out together, kinda.
What’s this “does he love me tarot” thing anyway? Well, it’s like this. You got these cards, see? And they got pictures on ’em. Each picture means somethin’, like happy, sad, confused, you get the picture. And when you lay ’em out a certain way, they tell a story. About love, mostly. Or if he’s gonna stick around, that kinda thing.
Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker card reader, mind you. But I’ve seen enough to know a thing or two. You gotta ask the right questions, that’s the key. Don’t just go askin’ “does he love me?” straight up. That’s too easy. You gotta dig a little deeper. Ask things like, “How does he see me?” or “What’s holdin’ him back?” or even “Is there someone else messin’ with his head?”. See? Gotta be sneaky like a fox.
- The “yes or no” spread: This one’s simple. You ask a yes or no question, like “Does he think I’m pretty?” and pull a card. If it’s a happy card, like the sun or somethin’, then it’s a yes. If it’s a gloomy card, like the devil or a bunch of swords, then it’s a no. But nothin’s ever that simple, is it?
