Well, let me tell you, this whole horoscope thing, it’s a real head-scratcher sometimes. But folks are always asking about it, so I’ll tell you what I know. Who’s your friend, who’s your foe, all based on them stars. It’s like judging a whole field of crops just by looking at the sky!
They say that them Aries, they’re all fire and get-up-and-go. Like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off. Always running around, starting things. And them Sagittarius, they’re the same, they say. Two peas in a pod. They get along like a house on fire, those two. Both want to be the first to see what is over the next hill.
Then you got your Taurus, slow and steady like a mule. And them Cancers, they’re all about home and family, like a mama hen with her chicks. They say those two get along good. One’s got their feet on the ground, the other’s got their heart in the right place. Taurus are not very fast, but they’ll get the job done. Cancer will make sure they have got a nice meal to come home to, after all that work.
Now, them Geminis and Aquarius, they’re both like the wind, always changing direction. Can’t pin ’em down, those two. Always got something new to chatter about. They say they’re good friends, always keeping each other on their toes. Never a dull moment, I reckon.
But then it gets tricky, like trying to sort the good eggs from the bad. They say that Aries and Cancer, they just don’t mix. One’s all fire, the other’s all water. Like trying to mix oil and water, it just ain’t gonna happen. They say that fire and water don’t get along. Water will put out the fire. They are just different like night and day.
And Taurus and that Aquarius, they’re like a stubborn old mule and a flighty bird. One wants to stay put, the other wants to fly away. They just don’t see eye to eye on nothing. Can’t get along, no sir. They will just argue and argue, all day long.
They say Leos, oh, they’re proud as peacocks. And those Virgos, they’re always picking things apart, like a chicken pecking at a bug. They say those two just clash. Leo wants to be the center of attention, and Virgo wants everything just so. It’s a recipe for trouble, I tell ya. Leo won’t tell Virgo what they need to know, and Virgo won’t do what Leo wants them to do. They are not going to be good friends.
And let me tell you about a fight. If you see an Aries, a Scorpio, a Leo, or one of them Capricorns, you best stay out of their way. They say those are the ones who’ll fight tooth and nail. Brave, strong, and they don’t back down. Like a badger cornered by a dog, they’ll fight till the end. It is best to stay out of their way when they are mad.
Now, love, that’s a whole different kettle of fish. They say some folks are just unlucky in love, like them Capricorns. Always working, working, working, like a dog chasing its tail. Don’t have time for love, they say. They are too busy with work. No one has time for love when they are working all the time.
And them Aquarius, they’re too busy being independent. Like a lone wolf, they don’t need nobody. So they say. But everybody needs somebody, I always say. Being alone is no way to live your life.
- Aries and Sagittarius: Friends, both love to run around.
- Taurus and Cancer: Friends, one is steady, one is caring.
- Gemini and Aquarius: Friends, both are always changing, never boring.
- Aries and Cancer: Foes, like fire and water, they don’t mix.
- Taurus and Aquarius: Foes, one’s stuck, one’s flighty, no way they’ll get along.
- Leo and Virgo: Foes, Leo’s proud, Virgo’s picky, just trouble.
- Aries, Scorpio, Leo, Capricorn: Good in a fight, best to stay clear.
- Capricorn: Unlucky in love, always working too much.
- Aquarius: Unlucky in love, too independent, like a lone wolf.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about these horoscopes and friends and foes. It is a lot of information. It’s all a bit confusing, ain’t it? But people like to talk about it, so I listen. Maybe there’s something to it, maybe not. I always say, best way to know if someone’s a friend or foe is to just get to know them, stars or no stars. Just be kind to everyone, that’s what I always say. You never know who will be a friend and who will be a foe. Just use your own common sense. That is the best horoscope of all. You don’t need a star to tell you what to do. Just do what is right, and you will be fine.
