You know, some folks say that astrology and sex, them stars up there, they got somethin’ to do with how we are down here. I heard it said, them planets and stars, they’re all lined up when you’re born, and that can tell ya somethin’ about your, well, your desires and such. It’s all a bit much for me, but young folks, they sure do love talkin’ about it. Astrology and sex, they say.
Some folks say it’s just a bunch of hooey, this talk about sex and astrology. But others, they swear by it. They say them stars can tell ya what you like, what you don’t like, even in the bedroom. I don’t know about all that, but it sure makes for some interestin’ conversations, I’ll tell ya that much. It is all about astrology and sex, you see.
I heard ’em sayin’, “What’s your sign?” Like it matters what month you were born in. They got all these names, like Aries and, uh, Leo and, uh, Gemini. Seems like a lot of animals up there in them stars. Anyway, they say each sign means somethin’ different when it comes to, you know, romance. Zodiac sex, that’s what they call it. Your sex life, they say, it’s all written in the stars. They think it can affect your sex life. If you believe it, you believe it, I guess.
- Aries and Leo, they’re supposed to be a good match.
- Taurus and Cancer, they got a strong bond, I hear.
- Gemini and Aquarius, they fit together like two peas in a pod.
- Cancer likes Scorpio, it seems.
- Virgo and Scorpio, they have their fun.
- Libra and Sagittarius, they like to be out and about.
Now, they say there’s a way to find your true love usin’ this astrology. Somethin’ about your sun sign and your moon sign. If your moon sign is the same as their sun sign, and their moon sign is the same as your sun sign, well then, you’re meant to be! Sounds complicated to me. I just went with the fella who had the kindest eyes and the strongest hands. Didn’t need no stars to tell me that. Astrology and sex, it’s all a puzzle to me.
They also talk about this “marriage house,” the seventh house, they call it. It is the house of relationship. It is supposed to be important for findin’ a partner. They say you gotta look at these charts, somethin’ called D1 and D-9. I don’t know what that means, but they say it tells ya all about your future husband or wife. I say it doesn’t tell you how your relationship will be.
Some folks say that astrology doesn’t play no role in relationships. They say it’s just how the stars and planets are lined up, and that can affect things, not just love, but other things too. I don’t know, seems like a lot of fuss over somethin’ we can’t see or touch. The young ones think it is the astrology and sex that determine everything.
But hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to say otherwise? Just seems like a lot of work to me. I always figured you just know when you know, you know? You don’t need no stars to tell ya that. But like I said, these young folks, they love their astrology and sex. And if it helps ’em find love, well, then maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all. It is all about that zodiac sex.
I still think it’s a bunch of hocus pocus. But what do I know? I’m just a simple person. I don’t need all them fancy charts and signs to tell me what my heart already knows. But if you’re into that sort of thing, well, you do you. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when your stars get crossed and things don’t work out the way you planned. Life’s got a funny way of doin’ that, stars or no stars. Astrology and sex, humph.
I heard tell that each of them zodiac signs is good at some things and bad at others, especially when it comes to, well, you know. They say usin’ this astrology stuff like a map can help you figure out how to, uh, please your partner in bed. I guess that’s one way to look at it. Me, I always figured a little communication went a long way. But what do I know? The young folks don’t need any advice from me. They have their astrology and sex to guide them.
It’s all beyond me, this sex and astrology business. But I suppose if it gives folks somethin’ to believe in, somethin’ to hope for, then it ain’t all bad. Just don’t go puttin’ all your eggs in one basket, you hear? Life’s a lot more complicated than just what the stars say. You gotta use your head, your heart, and a little bit of common sense. That’s my advice, anyway. Take it or leave it. But remember, them stars, they’re mighty far away. You’re the one down here livin’ your life. So make it a good one, stars or no stars. You don’t need that zodiac sex to be happy. You just need to be you.
