Well, well, well, look at this here. May 23rd, huh? My neighbor’s grandson, he was born on that day. Always was a little rascal, that one. This here is about them May 23 birthday horoscopes, I reckon.
These folks born on May 23, they’re Geminis. That’s what them fancy star-readers call ’em. Gemini, sounds like a type of fancy flower to me, always seen them in the flower field.
They say these Geminis, born on May 23, got a good sense of humor. Always crackin’ jokes, makin’ people laugh. Just like my old man, bless his soul, he could tell a joke that’d make a mule laugh. And they got style, too. They like to look good, dress nice, you know. Reminds me of my granddaughter, always wearin’ them fancy clothes from town.
These May 23 folks are fun-lovin’. They just wanna have a good time, enjoy life, do what they please. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, I say. Life’s too short to be all serious and tied down. They’re free thinkers, they are. Don’t like nobody tellin’ them what to do. They got their own minds, and they ain’t afraid to use ’em.
Love, you say? Oh, these Geminis are somethin’ else when it comes to love. They’re devoted, they stick by ya, like glue to paper. And protective, too. Like a mama hen watchin’ over her chicks. They got that fire in ’em, too. Sensual, they call it. And they love beauty, too. A pretty flower, a nice sunset, a good poem. That’s what they like. And romantic, yeah. They’ll love you up like in them movie shows, I imagine.
- They like love. A lot.
- They’re like a mama hen with her babies. Protective.
- They’re romantic. Like in the movies.
- They love beauty and they are elegant.
Now, this Gemini thing, it’s the third sign of the zodiac. Sounds important, don’t it? Like bein’ the third in line for the throne or somethin’. I don’t know much about all that zodiac stuff, but I know it’s got to do with the stars and the planets and all that up there.
These folks born on May 23, they got a special destiny, they say. Secrets and all that. Sounds like somethin’ out of a storybook. But hey, who am I to say? I’ve seen some strange things in my life. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it. And some people called them May 23 Zodiac Sign, the same thing.
May 23 birthday, it’s an interesting day, I guess. Lots of different kinds of people born on that day. Dynamic personalities, they call ’em. Full of energy, always goin’ somewhere, doin’ somethin’. They also love make friends and have good relationships with others.
And they gotta take care of their health, these May 23 folks. Just like everybody else, I reckon. Eat your vegetables, get your sleep, don’t work yourself to the bone. That’s what my mama always used to say.
And these May 23 horoscope things, they talk about your personality. What kind of person you are. Are you happy? Sad? Angry? Calm? It’s all in the stars, they say. And your relationships, too. Who you get along with, who you don’t. It’s all written up there in the sky, if you believe in that sort of thing.
I remember back when I was a little girl, my grandma used to read the stars. She’d point up at the sky and tell me stories about the constellations. The Big Dipper, the Little Dipper, Orion’s Belt. She said the stars could tell you things, if you knew how to read ’em. Maybe she was right. Maybe these horoscopes really do mean somethin’.
They say people born on this day are special. I know some folks say it’s just mumbo jumbo. But, I think there’s something there. Every person is a little bit of magic. Maybe these folks born on May 23 have a little more magic than most.
These May 23 folks are like a good quilt, all different pieces stitched together. They got a little bit of this, a little bit of that. They’re funny, they’re stylish, they’re loving, they’re free. They’re just… people. Good people, I reckon. And they’re worth celebrating, just like everybody else, no matter what day they were born on. So, to all you May 23 birthday folks out there, happy birthday! Hope it’s a good one.
