Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… what’s it called? Ah, yes, August 18, 2023, and all them stars and stuff. You know, them things up in the sky. They say it affects us down here, like how the weather does, but, you know, more… mysterious-like.
So, what’s the deal with August 18th, huh?
Some folks, they look up at the sky and they say, “Oh, Jupiter’s doin’ this in Taurus, and Saturn’s teachin’ lessons in Pisces.” Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but they say it means somethin’. Like, if you was born on August 18th, they reckon you’re startin’ fresh, goin’ in a new direction. Well, I say, ain’t we all startin’ fresh every day? Every time the sun comes up, it’s a new day, ain’t it? But, hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman.
- Aries, them ram folks, they got their own thing goin’ on.
- Taurus, the bulls, they’re stubborn as mules, but they get things done, I reckon.
- Gemini, the twins, they’re two-faced, they say. Can’t trust ’em, maybe.
- Cancer, the crabs, they’re sensitive little things, always gettin’ their feelings hurt.
- Leo, the lions, well, they think they’re the kings and queens of everything, don’t they? Born between July 23 and August 22, they say the universe is givin’ them a free pass today. Lucky ducks. And this Venus thing, it makes ’em lucky in love in 2023, but married folks gotta work harder, or so they say.
- Virgo, they’re all neat and tidy, always fussin’ and frettin’.
- Libra, the scales, they want everything to be fair and balanced, which ain’t always possible in this world, let me tell ya.
- Scorpio, them scorpions, they’re sneaky and secretive, always up to somethin’.
- Sagittarius, the archers, they’re always shootin’ for the stars, but sometimes they miss the target, you know?
- Capricorn, the goats, they’re ambitious and hardworking, always climbin’ that mountain.
- Aquarius, the water bearers, they’re different, they are. A little bit odd, but in a good way, maybe.
- Pisces, the fishes, swimmin’ around in their own little world. Neptune’s dreamin’ in Pisces, they say. Don’t know what that means, but it sounds fancy.
Now, they say August is all about back-to-school vibes ’cause of this Virgo season. Kids goin’ back to learnin’, I guess. And this month, it starts and ends with a full moon. Spooky, huh? Or maybe not. Like I said, I don’t know much about this astrology stuff.
They got these daily horoscopes, too. Tells you what your day’s gonna be like, based on your sign. I read ’em sometimes, just for fun. Sometimes they’re right, sometimes they’re wrong. Like, one day it said I was gonna find a dollar on the street, and I did! But another day it said I was gonna meet a handsome stranger, and all I met was old Mr. Johnson from down the road, and he ain’t exactly handsome, bless his heart.
And what about them single folks? They got their own horoscopes, too. I guess they wanna know if they’re gonna find love or somethin’. Well, good luck to ’em, I say. Love’s a tricky thing, ain’t it? Like a wild horse, hard to tame.
They talk about Pluto doin’ some kinda transformation in Capricorn. Sounds like big stuff. But honestly, all I care about is if my chickens are layin’ eggs and if the tomatoes are growin’ good this year. That’s the kinda transformation I understand.
So, yeah, that’s what I know about this August 18, 2023, astrology stuff. Not much, I admit. But it’s somethin’ to think about, I guess. Maybe them stars do have an effect on us, maybe they don’t. Who knows? All I know is, life goes on, and we just gotta keep on livin’ it, day by day.
And hey, if you was born on August 18th, happy birthday! Hope you have a good one. And if you ain’t, well, I hope you have a good day anyway. Life’s too short to be fussin’ and frettin’ about the stars, right? Just do your best, be kind, and eat your vegetables. That’s my advice.
This here astrology thing, from August 2023 all the way to 2024, they say it’s about fresh starts and new directions. Well, every day’s a new day to me. You don’t need no stars to tell you that.
Anyways, I gotta go feed them chickens now. Y’all take care, ya hear?
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