Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this Leo thing, this… horry-scope, yeah, that’s it. California Psychics, they call...

Well now, let’s talk about this Ox and Dog thing, you know, like them Chinese calendar animals. See if they...

Well, let’s talk about them dogs and rats, you know, whether they get along. I ain’t no expert, but I...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun and saturn thing, whatever they call it, “compatibility.” Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it...

Well, let’s talk about this Rooster and Horse, you know, the animals from that Chinese thing. Can they get along?...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… what they call it… Cancer money horoscope next week. Don’t go...

Alright, let’s talk about this 989 angel number thing. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in...

Alright, let’s talk about this… what’s it called? Knight of Disks Tarot, yeah, that’s the one. Sounds fancy, but it...

Alright, so you keep seein’ this number, 464, huh? Folks call it an angel number, whatever that means. Sounds fancy,...

Alright, let’s talk about this “3rd house in Aries” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain...