Well, howdy there! Today we’re gonna chew the fat about this here wood dog horoscope thing. Now, I ain’t no...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them… whatchamacallit… sexual asteroids, yeah, that’s the word. And how they mess with our stars...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Aries thing, you know, the kind they talk about in them magazines with...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Capricorn women and Aquarius men, you know, the kind of stuff them city...

Well, hello there, y’all! Let’s talk about what’s gonna happen with your work next week, especially if you’re one of...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Aries risin’ and Virgo sun stuff. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… tarot card horoscope spread thing, ya know? My old bones ain’t used to...

Alright, alright, let’s gab about this “libro astrology” thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy scholar, just an old...

Alright, let’s talk about this 510 angel number thing. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured, why not? I...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Leo thing, the day after tomorrow, you know? Like, what’s gonna happen to them...