Alright, so someone told me to talk about this Charli XCX girl and her stars or somethin’. I don’t know...

Well, let’s talk about this Leo and Aries rising thing, you know? It’s like, fire and fire, makes things real...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this dragon thing, you know, the one they got in them horoscopes. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this free love tarot reading by date of birth thing, you know? I ain’t no fancy...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Capricorn and Aries risin’ thing. It’s like havin’ one foot in the...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s chew the fat about this here “Moira asteroid astrology” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar...

Alright, let’s talk about this here Five of Spades card, you know, the one with them shovels or spades or...

Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about that Capricorn stuff, you know, the goat sign. Tomorrow’s horoscope, they call it. For...

Well, let’s talk about this dragon and dragon love thing, you know, like them Chinese zodiac signs. What happens when...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here “tarot birthday spread.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t so...