Alright, let’s jaw about them outer planets and what they do, you know, the astrology stuff. Folks say these planets,...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Sagittarius and Pisces folks, see if they can get along as friends....

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this horse man and monkey woman thing, you know, like them zodiac signs. Horse...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this karma astrology calculator thing. I heard some folks talkin’ about it, and it...

Well, howdy there! Let’s yak a bit about somethin’ called “Aries Risin’ Cancer.” Don’t go gettin’ all highfalutin on me,...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this “read my horoscope word search” thing. Don’t go thinkin’ I’m some fancy pants expert,...

Well, let me tell ya, talkin’ ’bout these star signs is like tryin’ to figure out why the rooster crows...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here 7 of Hearts card, you know, the one they got in...

Alright, let’s talk about them tarot cards, you know, the ones them fortune tellers use. I ain’t no expert, but...

Well, howdy there, young’uns! Let’s talk about them Aries teenagers, you know, the ones born under that there ram sign....