Alright, let’s talk about them tarot cards, you know, the ones them fortune tellers use. I ain’t no expert, but...

Well, howdy there, young’uns! Let’s talk about them Aries teenagers, you know, the ones born under that there ram sign....

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “esoteric astrology calculator” thing. Don’t know what all them fancy words mean, but I...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole “Mars in Capricorn compatibility” thing, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks...

Alright, let’s talk about this 512 angel number thing. Folks keep seein’ it everywhere, like it’s followin’ them around or...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here “free question tarot reading” thing. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but...

Alright, so you keep seein’ this 208 number everywhere, huh? Like on the clock, on signs, even on them grocery...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here cancer monkey astrology stuff. Don’t rightly know what all them...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… astrology bear thing. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean,...

Alright, let’s talk about this 7 of Spades card, you know, the one they got in them Tarot decks. Folks...