Alright, let’s talk about this Orcus thing in astrology, whatever that is. I heard some folks callin’ it a dwarf...

Well, howdy there, folks! Let’s talk about this here goat horoscope thingy. You know, them stars and all, they got...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this Christmas astrology stuff, alright? I heard some folks sayin’ the stars...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Capricorn Rooster thing, or whatever they call it, primal ‘strology. Sounds fancy, don’t...

Well, let me tell ya about this here card, the Four of Diamonds. It ain’t like them fancy picture cards,...

Well, hello there, everyone! Let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… weekly moon sign thingy. You know, the one them city...

Well now, next week for you, Aries, it’s lookin’ mighty interesting, especially when it comes to your work life. Seems...

Dragon Tool Horoscope: A Year of Prosperity and Luck You know, the Dragon ain’t just some critter from a fairy...

Well, let me tell ya, if yer born with an Aries Sun and Cancer Rising, you’re a bit of a...