HOROSCOPES

Howdy, y’all! Let’s gab about this Leo thing, the third decan, you know, them born from August 14th to 22nd....

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s jaw about this here Aquarius love stuff, you know, the kind they write in them...

Howdy, young’uns! Let’s talk about that Aries stuff, you know, the ram, the one that likes to butt heads. This...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this Aries-Taurus cusp thing. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean,...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them fishy folks, the Pisces, and what the stars got lined up for ’em. You...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this 2027 horoscope thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this Ox thingy, the Ox horoscope, they call it. I ain’t no scholar, mind...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here Capricorn Rat thing, alright? Don’t rightly know what all them...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Scorpio Rat thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about that bull, you know, Taurus. What’s gonna happen the day after tomorrow, you ask?...