HOROSCOPES

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this dragon thing, you know, the one they got in them horoscopes. I...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here Cancer-Leo cusp folks, born between July 19 and July 25, or...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Leo thing, the day after tomorrow, you know? Like, what’s gonna happen to them...

Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about that Capricorn stuff, you know, the goat sign. Tomorrow’s horoscope, they call it. For...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s get down to business and talk about this here… uh… what do you call it?...

Well, hello there, young folks! Let’s gab a bit about this here “career horoscope weekly” thing, ya know? I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo horoscope thing, you know, for us folks in the UK. I ain’t no fancy...

Well, hello there! You wanna know about changing your job, huh? Let me tell ya, it ain’t always easy. Folks...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Gemini Monkey thing, you know, like them fortune tellers talk about. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this… what was it? Scorpio Tiger horoscope thingy. Yeah, that’s it. My old man used to...