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Libra sun, Aquarius moon, Taurus rising, oh my goodness, what’s all this mean? I hear folks talkin’ ’bout these star...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout these star signs. This here Leo Sun Taurus Moon Capricorn Rising, that’s a...

Oh, honey, you wanna know about this Taurus Sun, Leo Moon, Cancer Rising thing? Well, I heard some folks talkin’...

Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this Libra Sun Virgo Moon Taurus Rising thing. Sounds like a whole lot...

Well, let me tell you about this Aries Sun Virgo Moon thing. It’s like mixing fire and dirt, you know?...

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Saturn in Aries thing. It’s like when you plant them seeds in...

Aries, you little firecracker! Rat, squeaky little fella! This aries rat horoscope, listen up, I got some things to tell...

Sun Aries, Moon Virgo, you say? Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout that down at the store. Sounds like...

Well, let me tell you, this here thing about “aries lips” is somethin’ else. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it,...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole astrology thing, it’s a bit like the weather. Sometimes it makes sense, sometimes...