Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Aries Snake thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but it’s just like us folks, ya know? Some good, some bad, some just plain weird.
Aries folks, they’re like them roosters in the mornin’, always crowin’ and ready to go. Fearless, they say. Strong-headed, more like it! Always gotta be first, gotta be the best. Reminds me of my old man, bless his soul, always thinkin’ he knew better than everyone else. But hey, that’s just how they are. Full of energy, like a kid on a sugar rush. Always lookin’ on the bright side, too. Even when the crops fail, they’re thinkin’ about next year’s harvest. That’s good, I guess. Gotta keep movin’ forward, right?
Now, this Snake part, that’s a bit trickier. Snakes, they’re sly, ya know? Quiet, always watchin’. Not like them loudmouth roosters. They say Snakes are intuitive, like they can feel things comin’. Maybe that’s true. I always had a feelin’ when the weather was gonna turn bad, and I ain’t no fancy Snake. Just good old common sense, I reckon.
- This year, somethin’ about a Dragon year, they say it’s good for Snakes. Opportunities, they call ’em. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but who knows? Maybe them Snakes will get lucky. Maybe they’ll find some extra corn in the field, or maybe their chickens will lay more eggs. That’s the kind of opportunity I understand.
- And then there’s all this talk about love. Soulmates, they say. Like finding a needle in a haystack, if you ask me. But hey, if a Snake finds a Dragon, or a Rat, or whatever critter they’re supposed to be with, good for them. Love is love, even if it’s between a Snake and a Dragon. Makes no sense to me, but then again, a lot of things don’t make sense these days.
They say Aries Snakes, them together, they’re somethin’ else. Egoistic, they say. Individualistic. Means they’re stubborn and think they’re better than everyone else, right? Just like my cousin Mildred, always gotta have things her way. But they’re always lookin’ for somethin’ new, somethin’ better. Always wantin’ more. Never satisfied, that’s what it sounds like to me.
And apparently, these Aries Snakes, they don’t like to fight. Calm, they say. Restrained. Avoids scandals. Well, that’s good, ain’t it? Nobody likes a troublemaker. But sometimes you gotta stand up for yourself, ya know? Can’t let people walk all over ya. Even a Snake gotta hiss sometimes, right?
There’s a lot of talk about personality, them women with the Aries Snake thing. Well, every woman is different, just like every corn stalk grows a little different. You can’t just put them all in the same basket. Some are sweet, some are sour, some are just plain prickly. It’s all the same, ain’t it? Man or woman, rooster or snake, we’re all just tryin’ to get by.
Now, they got these things, horoscopes, they call ’em. Daily ones, weekly ones. Tells ya what’s gonna happen, apparently. I ain’t never read one of them things, but folks seem to like ’em. Maybe it’s like readin’ the tea leaves, or lookin’ at the clouds. Just somethin’ to pass the time, somethin’ to make ya feel like ya got some control over things. But let me tell ya, life ain’t like that. Life’s like farmin’, ya plant the seeds, ya water ’em, ya hope for the best. But sometimes the storms come, and sometimes the bugs eat your crops, and there ain’t nothin’ ya can do about it.
So, this Aries Snake thing, it’s just a bunch of words, if you ask me. Fancy words, but just words. Don’t mean nothin’ if ya don’t put in the work. Don’t mean nothin’ if ya don’t treat people right. Don’t mean nothin’ if ya don’t have a good heart. That’s what really matters, not some horoscope or some fancy zodiac sign. Just be a good person, work hard, and try to make the best of things. That’s all there is to it.
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