Well, well, well, lookie here, December 28th, huh? That’s a day for a birthday, I tell ya! If you was born on December 28th, you’re a Capricorn, that’s what they call it. Capricorn, sounds like a goat or somethin’.
I reckon folks born on this day, they got somethin’ special. People like listenin’ to ya talk. You’re like that storyteller down at the general store, always got somethin’ interestin’ to say. And you’re always pokin’ your nose into other folks’ business, not in a bad way, just curious, like a cat watchin’ a mouse hole. You like to know what makes people tick, why they do what they do. That’s a good thing, I suppose, long as you don’t get too nosy.
They say you Capricorns, you’re hard workers. Like an old mule, you just keep plowin’ that field, no matter how hot the sun is or how tired you are. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you when you got your mind set on somethin’. That’s how it is with you folks born on December 28th. And you don’t got time for no silly stuff. No time for that. You got things to do, places to go, you know? You’re always knowin’ what to do and you just go and do it.
Now, I heard tell about this thing called a “horoscope.” They say it tells you what’s gonna happen to you, based on when you was born. Like readin’ tea leaves, I guess. If you want your horoscope for December 28 birthday, you gotta put in when and where you was born. Then it spits out some stuff about your sun and your moon and somethin’ risin’. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but some folks swear by it.
They also say Capricorns, they are fancy folks. High class. Always got it right, always proper. Not like me, I always got dirt on my shoes. But you folks, you always know how to act, how to talk, always polite. That is what they say about December 28th born.
But this December 28th horoscope, it’s just for today and tomorrow, they say. If you were born on December 3, you are different. You work hard, too, very hard. Just like people born on December 28th. You never give up. You are gonna finish what you started. That is a good thing. And you know a lot about whatever you are doing. You become very good at it. That is good, too.
- If you’re born on December 28th, you’re a Capricorn.
- Capricorns are hard workers.
- You like to know about people.
- You are a good talker.
- You are very capable.
This week, from the 22nd to the 28th, they say it’s a special time for some folks. I don’t know who those folks are, but it is a special time. Especially if you’re born in late November, you get some good time to figure things out and make some changes. You can find love or maybe get a better job. That is good, too. This week is a good week.
So, if your birthday is December 28th, happy birthday! You’re a Capricorn, and that’s somethin’ special. Just remember what I said about hard work, and don’t get too nosy. And if you believe in that horoscope stuff, well, that’s your business. I reckon there’s somethin’ to it, maybe.
But don’t you go worryin’ too much about the future. Just live your life, day by day. That’s what I always say. Be kind to folks, work hard, and enjoy the little things. Like a good piece of pie or a sunny day. That’s all that really matters in the end, ain’t it? And if you find that horoscope for December 28 birthday, good for you. Maybe it will tell you somethin’ good. Maybe it won’t. But you just keep on keepin’ on, you hear? You’re a Capricorn, and you can handle anything life throws your way.
They say you folks born on December 28th are always lookin’ ahead. Always got a plan. Like a squirrel savin’ nuts for the winter. You’re always thinkin’ about what’s comin’ next. That’s a good thing, I suppose, long as you don’t forget to enjoy today. Today is a good day, too. Don’t forget that. And don’t forget to eat your vegetables. That’s important, too.
Anyways, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that. Just remember to be yourself, Capricorn. That’s the best advice I can give ya. And don’t you go listenin’ to everything them horoscope folks tell ya. They don’t know everything. Nobody does. Except maybe that old woman who lives up on the hill. They say she can see the future. But that’s another story for another day. You just have yourself a good December 28th birthday, you hear?
