Alright, let’s talk about this Dog and Horse thing in that Chinese whatchamacallit, the horoscope. You know, the animals and all that.
Dog and Horse, huh? Sounds like a farm, don’t it? But it ain’t about no farm animals, it’s about people, born in certain years. Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I heard some things, seen some things. Let me tell ya what I know, or what I think I know, anyways.
First off, they say these Dog and Horse people, they get along pretty good. They like to have fun, they like to go out and do things. Not like them grumpy Ox people, always sittin’ around and complainin’. Nope, Dog and Horse, they got energy. They like to move, they like to see things, you know? Like, always gettin’ into something, always need to be doin’ something.
The Horse, they say he’s clever. And sensitive too. That’s what the women like, I guess. This Horse guy, he knows things, he understands things. And the Dog woman, she’s a good one. Honest and kind, they say. Can’t ask for much more than that, can ya? She probably keeps the house clean and cooks good food. That’s what a good woman do, ain’t it?
- They both like to be free
- They are both nice people.
- They can have good time.
Now, ain’t nothin’ perfect, mind you. Even Dog and Horse, they got their problems. They say the Horse, he don’t like to be tied down. He wants to go, he wants to do. And the Dog, well, she gotta learn to let him have his space. Can’t be clucking around him all the time, you know? Gotta give him some room to breathe, or he’ll bolt like a spooked horse. That’s what they said, I don’t know for sure.
And the Horse, he can be a bit… well, how you say… superficial? Yeah, that’s it. He might be interested in something one minute, then forget all about it the next. Like a butterfly flittin’ from flower to flower. And he’s impatient too. Wants everything done right now, no waiting around. Some folks are like that, just can’t be helped I guess.
The Dog woman, she ain’t perfect neither. They say she can be cold sometimes. Not mean, just… distant. Like she’s got her own little world she’s livin’ in. And she can be critical, too. Always findin’ somethin’ to complain about. But hey, who ain’t got their faults, right? We are all just people, doin’ the best we can.
But overall, they say Dog and Horse, they make a good match. They understand each other, you know? They know how the other one feels. And they can grow old together, happy and peaceful. That’s the important thing, ain’t it? To have someone to share your life with, someone who gets you. And it seems like these Dog and Horse people, they got a good chance of findin’ that.
They say they support each other too. Like, if the Horse wants to start a business or somethin’, the Dog will be right there, cheerin’ him on. And if the Dog needs help, the Horse will be there for her too. That’s what a good relationship is all about, ain’t it? Help each other, support each other, love each other. That’s what they said, and I think it’s sound about right, you know?
So, if you’re a Dog or a Horse, or if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ together with one, don’t worry too much. It sounds like you got a good chance of makin’ it work. Just remember to give each other some space, be patient, and don’t sweat the small stuff. And maybe keep a little extra oats and dog biscuits around, just in case. You never know, a little snack always cheers people up. And that’s all I know about this Dog and Horse thing.
Tags: [Chinese Zodiac, Dog, Horse, Compatibility, Relationships, Personality, Astrology, Love, Match]
