Alright, alright, let’s talk about this ex tarot spread thing. You know, like when you’re thinkin’ ’bout that fella who ain’t around no more. Maybe he done you wrong, maybe you done him wrong, who knows? But you wanna figure it out, right? This tarot stuff, it’s supposed to help with that.
Now, I ain’t no fancy pants expert, mind you. I just seen things and heard things, you know? Like them city folks always talkin’ ’bout “reconciliation” and “inner peace.” Sounds like a load of hogwash sometimes, but hey, if it helps you sleep at night, who am I to judge? So, this ex tarot spread, it’s like lookin’ into a mirror, but ‘stead of seein’ your wrinkles, you seein’ what went wrong with your man.
- First off, you gotta shuffle them cards. Mix ’em up good, like you’re makin’ biscuits. Thinkin’ ’bout him the whole time, what he said, what he did, all that mess.
- Then you lay ’em out. There’s different ways to do it, but the way I heard it, the important thing is to get a feel for what the cards are sayin’. Don’t just read the little book, listen to your gut.
- You got the “past” card, that’s what happened before. Maybe he was sweet as pie, maybe he was a snake in the grass. The cards will tell ya.
- Then you got the “present” card. That’s where you’re at now. Still cryin’ over him? Ready to move on? The cards know, even if you don’t.
- And the “future” card? That’s the tricky one. It ain’t set in stone, mind you. Just a possibility. Maybe he’ll come crawlin’ back, maybe you’ll find someone better. Who knows?
Now, some folks say you need a “trusted psychic” or some such to read these cards for you. They got them “live psychic readings,” cost you an arm and a leg, I bet. But I say, you can do it yourself. You got a brain, you got eyes, you can figure it out. Just gotta trust your feelin’s.
This whole “chat” thing they do, talkin’ to strangers about your problems? I ain’t so sure about that. Seems like airin’ your dirty laundry to me. But hey, if it helps you, go for it. Just be careful who you trust, you hear? There’s a lot of folks out there tryin’ to make a quick buck off your heartache.
So, back to this ex tarot spread. You lay out them cards, and you look at ’em. Really look at ’em. What do they tell ya? Maybe the “past” card shows he was a cheatin’ dog. Maybe the “present” card shows you’re better off without him. And maybe the “future” card shows a whole new life, full of sunshine and happiness.
And don’t forget, this tarot stuff, it ain’t magic. It’s just a tool. Like a hammer. You can use it to build somethin’ new, or you can use it to smash things up. It’s up to you. If you want to get that fella back, the cards might give you some ideas. But if you want to move on, they can help with that too. It’s all about what you choose to see, you understand?
The important thing is to “empower yourself“, like them city folks say. Don’t let no man drag you down. You’re strong, you’re smart, you can handle anything. And if them cards can help you see that, well, that’s all the better. Just make sure you focus on finding that “inner peace” they always talkin’ about. Ain’t nothin’ more important than that. So go on, shuffle them cards, lay ’em out, and see what they gotta say. Maybe you’ll learn somethin’, maybe you won’t. But at least you tried, right? And if you do decide you need some extra help you can try a “recommended reader” but just make sure you don’t spend all your hard earned money on it! And always look for things like “triple your credits on your first purchase” to get the most for your money, ya hear?
And remember, you are stronger than you think!
