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Alright, alright, let’s gab about this “libro astrology” thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy scholar, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two, so don’t expect no big words from me.
So, this “libro,” they say it’s from September 23 to October 22. Don’t ask me why, that’s just what they told me. Like pickin’ apples, I guess, got a certain time for everything. And they got this fancy symbol, looks like a scale, you know, the thing they use to weigh stuff at the market? Maybe these libro folks are always weighin’ things, who knows.
What’s this “libro” like, you ask? Well, from what I hear, they’re all about that lovey-dovey stuff. Flirtin’, they call it. Like those young folks at the barn dance, always giggling and touchin’ arms. They say these libros, they actually *like* goin’ on them first dates. Can you believe it? Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, that’s what I’d be. But these libros, they charm the socks right off ya, smooth talkers, I reckon.
They also say somethin’ about a planet called Venus. Sounds mighty fancy. Maybe that’s why they’re so good at the love stuff. Venus, huh? I always thought it was just a star, but what do I know? I’m just a simple woman.
- Flirty and Romantic: Always lookin’ for love, like a rooster in a hen house.
- Charming: Smooth talkers, can get you to agree to just about anything, even buyin’ a cow you don’t need.
- Like First Dates: Beats all I ever heard, who *likes* first dates? Must be nice not to be a nervous wreck all the time.
Now, I heard tell that some of them smarty-pants religious folks, the ones with the long beards and the big books, they even talk about this astrology stuff. Not the same way, mind you, but they talk about it. Guess it’s been around a long time, this star-gazin’ business.
And they got these other signs too, like “Gemini” and “Virgo.” They call ’em “dual signs,” which means they’re kinda mixed up, like a batch of biscuits that didn’t rise quite right. Some are smart, always readin’ books, others like to talk your ear off, like that preacher down at the crossroads. They all got their own thing, I guess.
So, what does it all mean? Beats me. I reckon it’s just another way for folks to try and figure out this crazy world. Like lookin’ at the clouds to see if it’ll rain. Some folks believe it, some folks don’t. Me? I just take it with a grain of salt. But if you’re a “libro,” and you like all that love stuff, well, good for you. Just don’t go breakin’ too many hearts, ya hear?
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this libro astrology. It’s a bunch of hooey to me, but maybe it means somethin’ to somebody. Just remember, life’s like a garden, gotta tend to it every day, no matter what the stars say. And that’s all there is to it.
This astrology thing, it’s like trying to predict when the rooster’s gonna crow. Sometimes you’re right, sometimes you’re wrong. But folks like to think they know, so they go on readin’ about it. Makes ’em feel special, I suppose. Like they got a secret code to the universe. Well, I got a secret code too: work hard, be kind, and don’t forget to feed the chickens. That’s the kinda code that’ll get you through life, no matter what your birthday is.
This Venus planet that rules them libros…I bet it’s a pretty one, all shimmery and bright. Just like those fancy ribbons they sell at the fair. Maybe that’s where they get their charm from, that shimmery Venus magic. Well, whatever it is, it seems to work for them. They got that certain somethin’, that twinkle in their eye. Like a fox in the henhouse, but in a good way, I guess.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got to go and water my petunias. All this talk about stars and planets has got my head spinnin’. Just remember, be good to folks, and don’t worry too much about what the stars say. Just live your life, and be happy. That’s the best advice I can give ya, and it’s free of charge.
Tags: Libra, Astrology, Horoscope, Zodiac Signs, Venus, Romance, Personality, Traits, Dates, September, October
