Well now, let’s talk about them Monkey and Rat folks, you know, from that there Chinese zodiac thingamajig. Folks say they get along real good, like peas in a pod, or maybe like biscuits and gravy, hah!
Them Monkeys, they’re smart, real clever, always up to somethin’. And the Rats, well, they ain’t dumb neither. They’re quick thinkers, always plannin’ and figurin’ things out. Put ’em together and you got a pair that can do just about anythin’. They like doin’ stuff together, you see. Got a problem? They’ll fix it, and they’ll do it in a way that makes you scratch your head and say, “Well, I’ll be darned!”
Now, them Rat folks, they like things a certain way. They’re practical, you know? Like makin’ sure there’s enough firewood for the winter, or savin’ up for a rainy day. They like adventures too, and they make up their minds faster than a chicken snatchin’ a bug. They get along real good with Dragons and Oxen too. But Horses and Roosters? Not so much. Heard tell there can be trouble there, like a dog chasin’ its tail, just goin’ in circles.
If you’re a Rat lookin’ for a good match, stick with them Oxen, Dragons, or Monkeys. You’ll have a good life, a happy life, maybe even a long life together. But steer clear of them Horses and Roosters, or you might end up cryin’ in your soup, if you catch my drift.
- Monkey and Rat together? Like a hand in a glove, they say. They just fit.
- Rat with an Ox, Dragon? Good, good, real good.
- Rat with a Horse, Rooster? Uh-oh, better think twice.
And what about them Monkeys? Well, they don’t get along with everyone. Tigers and Pigs? Nope. Them Tigers, they’re too busy thinkin’ about themselves to care about a Monkey. Selfish, I tell ya, selfish as a hog at a trough.
Them Rat fellas, they like how smart and sweet the Monkey ladies are. And the Monkey ladies, they appreciate that the Rat fellas ain’t got their heads in the clouds. They’re down to earth, you know? Practical.
So, if you’re wonderin’ if a Monkey and a Rat can be friends, lovers, or even work together, the answer’s a big ol’ YES! They got that spark, that somethin’ special. They look at each other and their eyes twinkle, like stars in the night sky. They just know, you know? They’re meant to be. They can be good in love, good in friendship, and good in workin’ together too.
They both got their strong points and their weak points, just like everyone else. But together, they’re stronger. They help each other out. They understand each other. They’re a team. It ain’t always gonna be smooth sailin’, mind you. There’ll be bumps in the road, like with anythin’ in life. But if they work at it, they can make it through anything.
So, that’s the lowdown on them Monkeys and Rats. A good match, a strong match. If you find yourself a Monkey or a Rat, hold on tight, ’cause you got yourself a good one. And that’s all there is to it. Now, go on and git, and don’t forget what I told ya!
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