Well, that Kevin Durant, he’s a tall drink of water, ain’t he? Heard folks talkin’ ’bout his sign astrology, somethin’ called a “Libra.” I don’t know much about them stars, but I know that boy can sure play basketball!
They say he was born on September 29, 1988. That’s what them internet fellas say. Born in Washington, D.C. I reckon that’s a long way from here. He’s gettin’ up there in age, 36 years old now. Time sure does fly, don’t it?
This Kevin Durant sign astrology, they say it tells ya things. Like he’s a “Libra” in the sun, and some other things I don’t rightly recall. Something rising, and the moon… Sounds like a whole lot of mumbo jumbo to me. But, hey, if it makes them city folks happy, who am I to judge?
I seen him play on that TV. He was with some team, the Thunder. That was his old team. He won a bunch of them awards. MVP, they called it. And Rookie of the Year. He sure was somethin’ to watch when he was younger. He must be a real good player. All-Star and all that, too.
That Kevin Durant birth chart, they say it’s like a map of the stars when he was born. Supposed to tell ya all sorts of things ’bout him. His personality and all that. These folks sure do have a lot of ways to figure things out. Back in my day, we just looked at a fella and knew if he was a hard worker or not.
- He’s a Libra, they say.
- Born in Washington, D.C.
- Won a bunch of awards, that one.
- 36 years old. Time goes by fast.
- He played for the Thunder.
They even got a fancy name for it, “natal chart reading.” Sounds like somethin’ a doctor would do. But it’s all about them stars and planets. They say it shows where all them planets were when he came into this world. And that tells ya somethin’ about him. It’s a bit too much for my old brain to figure out, I reckon.
I heard some folks say that some signs are better for certain jobs. If you are a Capricorn, Aries, Leo, Virgo, and Scorpio, you will be good at your job. They say that those signs mean you work hard, take chances, and lead folks. These signs just got it in ’em to do well, I guess.
And then you got them Geminis. These are quick-witted ones. They’re good at making fast decisions. Basketball and tennis are their games, they say. Makes sense. You gotta be quick on your feet in those sports.
I remember readin’ some computer paper sayin’ about this sign astrology thing. They say these ain’t personal. I don’t know what that means but it makes me feel a little better. It must be very popular since there are 70 of them.
This whole Kevin Durant astrology, it’s a mystery to me. But I guess it’s important to some folks. They say it tells ya about love and romance, too. And when big things are gonna happen in your life. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all. He needs to find a good woman and settle down. A good woman will make him happy.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that Kevin Durant and his stars. I still think the best way to know a fella is to look him in the eye and see what he’s made of. But these young folks, they got their own ways. And who knows, maybe them stars do have somethin’ to say after all. As long as he’s happy, that’s all that matters. He seems like a good boy, that Kevin. I hope he does well.
I just hope he remembers where he came from. It is important to remember your root. That’s all that matters. And stays healthy. That’s the most important thing. Your health is your wealth, as they say. Well, I best be gettin’ on. Got chores to do. These chickens ain’t gonna feed themselves, you know.
