That Sarah Jessica Parker, she a big star, huh? I heard she got a horoscope just like all of us. They say it tell you ’bout your life, what gonna happen and all that. She’s an Aries, that what they say. Means she likes the spotlight. Like a goat, them Aries, always jumpin’ around, wantin’ to be seen. I reckon that why she a big actress, always on the TV and in them movies.
Now, this horoscope thing, it all about stars and planets. Big balls of fire and rock way up in the sky. They say where they at when you born, that what makes you, you. Don’t make much sense to me, but folks swear by it. Sarah, she born when the sun was in Aries, I hear. Makes her a go-getter, they say. Always wantin’ to do somethin’ new, somethin’ excitin’.
And then there’s somethin’ called houses. Not like the house you live in, no sir. These houses are like… sections of the sky, I guess. They say the 5th and 7th houses are ’bout love and gettin’ hitched. Like, if the right stars are in them houses, you gonna find love and get married. Sarah, she must got some good stars in them houses. She been married a long time, that Matthew Broderick fella. They seem happy, those two.
I don’t know much about this horoscope, but I hear some folks, they get a whole report on it. They tell them all about their life, what gonna happen, when it gonna happen, why it gonna happen. Sounds a bit spooky to me. Like someone knowin’ your secrets before you even know ’em yourself. But, hey, maybe it true. Some people really believe in this horoscope, they say it’s like a map of your life.
- Aries, that what Sarah is.
- Them houses, 5th and 7th, they ’bout love, they say.
- Some people get a whole report ’bout their horoscope.
They say, too, it can tell you ’bout who you gonna get along with. Like, some star signs, they just don’t mix. Like oil and water. But some, they just click, like two peas in a pod. I guess Sarah and that Matthew fella, their stars must be lined up just right. They been together a long time, raised them kids together. Must be doin’ somethin’ right.
Now, I don’t know if Sarah Jessica Parker reads her horoscope every day. Some folks do, you know. They look at it like the weather forecast. Gotta know if it gonna rain or shine in their life. Me, I just take each day as it comes. Don’t need no stars to tell me what gonna happen. But I guess if you a big star like Sarah, maybe you need a little extra guidance. All them people watchin’ you, all them decisions to make. It a lot of pressure.
But this horoscope ain’t just for stars, no. They say anyone can get their chart read. The horoscope is for everyone. You just gotta know when and where you was born. Then they can tell you all about your personality, your future and who you’re gonna fall in love with. Sounds crazy, don’t it? But some folks, they live by it. They won’t make a move without checkin’ their stars first. That’s what horoscope do to you.
I heard there are different kinds of horoscope, too. Like, there’s one from them folks in India, they call it Vedic. It probably use different stars or somethin’. And then there are them yearly ones. They tell you what gonna happen for the whole year. Sarah probably get one of them done every year. Gotta keep up with her life, you know. It ain’t easy being a star, and horoscope may help her.
I guess this horoscope thing is like a lot of other things in life. Some people believe it, some don’t. Some people think it a bunch of hooey, some think it the gospel truth. Me, I’m somewhere in the middle. I don’t know if I believe it, but I don’t know if I don’t believe it either. It interestin’, that for sure. And if it helps folks like Sarah Jessica Parker navigate their life, well, who am I to judge? She seem like a nice lady, that Sarah. Hope her stars are always shinin’ bright.
They say your horoscope can tell you if you gonna have a good day or a bad day. Like, if the stars ain’t lined up right, you better watch out. Might be a day for stayin’ in bed, avoidin’ trouble. But if they lined up just so, well, then it might be your lucky day. Might be the day you win the lottery, or meet the love of your life. Who knows? It all in the stars, they say. It’s all in your horoscope.
Anyway, this Sarah Jessica Parker, she an Aries, a fire sign. Full of energy, always on the go. That sounds about right, from what I seen of her. Always busy, always doin’ somethin’. And that horoscope of hers, it probably full of all kinds of predictions and advice. Tellin’ her when to act, when to hold back, when to take a chance, when to play it safe. It is a guide for her. She is a busy woman.
I reckon it a lot to keep track of, all them stars and planets and houses. But hey, if you into that kind of thing, it probably all makes sense. And if it helps you make sense of your life, well, then more power to you. Just don’t go lettin’ it rule your life, you know? You still gotta use your own good common sense. Stars can only tell you so much. The rest is up to you. The horoscope is just a tool.
