Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Scorpio Rat thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a bunch of hooey if ya ask me. But folks seem to like this stuff, so here we go. This Scorpio Rat horoscope, they say it’s got somethin’ to do with when you’re born. Like them stars and critters up there got a say in yer life.
First off, they talk about these “powerful Scorpions.” Says they get the “cunning of the Rat.” Now, I’ve seen rats, and they ain’t nothin’ but trouble, sneakin’ around and eatin’ yer corn. But these folks, they say it makes ya “invulnerable.” That’s a big word, ain’t it? Means nothin’ can hurt ya. Sounds like a bunch of bull to me, but that’s what they say.
- They say Scorpios are strong. Well, I’ve seen many strong people in my life, some are Scorpio, some are not, so what are they talking about? I don’t get it.
- And then there is this Rat, always sneaking around. It makes people cunning? Sounds like trouble to me.
- And they say these people are patient, sounds like my old man, but he sure wasn’t no Scorpio Rat, whatever that is.
Now, this Rat, they say it’s got “strengths and weaknesses.” Well, duh! Everything’s got good and bad, ain’t it? Like my old rooster, he’s good at crowin’ but ain’t worth a lick at layin’ eggs. They say these Rat folks are “timid.” That means scared, ya know. And “stubborn,” like a mule that won’t budge. And “greedy,” always wantin’ more. And they “love to gossip,” just like old Mrs. Henderson down the road, always cluckin’ about everybody’s business.
But then they say these Rat-Scorpio folks, especially the women, are “patient” and “strong.” Sounds like they can’t make up their minds. Are they scared or strong? Makes no sense to me. They also say these folks are “magnetic.” Like they got some kinda pull on ya. And they got “determination,” means they stick to somethin’ like a burr to a dog.
This “ingenuity of the Rat,” they say it helps with the Scorpio’s “hidden inhibitions.” More big words! Inhibitions, that’s like bein’ shy or somethin’. So, I guess the Rat helps ya get over bein’ scared. Maybe that’s why they say they’re both timid and strong. Confusin’, ain’t it?
And get this, they even got lucky colors and numbers! Lucky colors are supposed to bring ya “growth, prosperity, and tranquility.” More big words! Growth, that’s like yer crops growin’. Prosperity, that’s havin’ lots of money, I reckon. And tranquility, that’s like sittin’ on the porch with a glass of lemonade on a summer day, peaceful-like. The lucky numbers are 5, 7, and 8. Don’t ask me why, it’s just what they say. Maybe ya should play them numbers in the lottery, who knows?
Tuesday, November 19, they say. Maybe that’s a lucky day for these folks. Or maybe it’s just another day. Who can tell?
Now, about them bein’ jealous. They say these Rat-Scorpios get jealous easy. ‘Cause they’re “sensitive” and “loyal.” And they don’t trust nobody. So, they get jealous of their partners, their friends, even the folks they work with. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me. Jealousy ain’t never done nobody no good. It just eats ya up inside.
So, there ya have it. This Scorpio Rat horoscope thing. They say they’re strong and scared, patient and jealous, cunning and greedy. Sounds like a whole lotta contradictions to me. But folks seem to eat this stuff up. Me, I just stick to plantin’ my garden and lookin’ after my chickens. That’s somethin’ I can understand. Stars and rats and lucky numbers, it’s all just a bunch of mumbo jumbo, if ya ask me.
But hey, if it makes ya feel better to read about it, then go right ahead. Just don’t go blamin’ the stars if yer life don’t turn out the way ya want it. Ya gotta make yer own luck in this world. And that’s the truth, whether yer a Scorpio Rat or just plain old Martha from down the road.
