Alright, alright, let’s talk about them… whatchamacallit… sexual asteroids, yeah, that’s the word. And how they mess with our stars and stuff. You know, like, when you meet someone and you just bam feel that… thing? Could be them asteroids at work, I tell ya.
So, there’s this one called Eros. Named after some love god, they say. This Eros fella, he’s all about wanting and, you know, that kind of love. Hot and heavy stuff. Where this Eros is sittin’ in your chart, that’s how you show your love and what gets you all… bothered.
- It’s like, some folks, they all touchy-feely, always gotta be huggin’ and kissin’.
- Then you got others, they just… look at ya, and you feel it in your bones. That’s Eros, stirrin’ things up.
Now, they say if Eros is cozyin’ up with Venus or that Ascendant thingy, or even Mars – watch out! Sparks gonna fly, I tell ya. It’s like puttin’ gasoline on a fire. You just can’t help yourself. It’s all… boom! And if it’s opposite those planets? Well, that’s trouble too, just in a different way. Like maybe you want it real bad but somethin’s always gettin’ in the way. Like a cow stuck in the mud, you know? You can see where you want to go, but you just can’t get there.
They call Eros a love potion, kinda like them herbs old Maggie used to sell down by the creek. Makes you feel things real strong, makes you want things real bad. You get all hot and bothered, can’t think straight. Like when a rooster sees a hen, you know? Can’t be helped.
Then there’s this other one, Lust. They just found it a little while back, in 1988. Imagine that, somethin’ called Lust floatin’ around up there all this time, and nobody knew it! This Lust asteroid, it’s like… well, it’s like plain old wanting, down and dirty. No fancy stuff. Just pure… you know. It makes you wanna do things you probably shouldn’t. Makes you look at folks in a different way.
Astrology, they say, can tell you a lot about this Lust stuff too. Where it is in your chart, that’s where you get all… primal. Like an animal, I tell ya. Can’t control yourself. It’s in your blood, in your bones. You gotta have it.
It ain’t always easy, though. Sometimes, this wanting, it can cause trouble. You want what you can’t have, or you want the wrong thing. It’s like eatin’ too much candy, makes you sick later. But that don’t stop you from wantin’ it, does it? Nope. That’s what them asteroids do.
Now, I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you. I just see what I see. And I see folks gettin’ all tangled up in this love and wantin’ stuff all the time. Blamin’ it on the stars, blamin’ it on fate. Maybe it is them asteroids. Maybe it ain’t. But one thing’s for sure: when them feelings hit ya, they hit ya hard. Like a mule kick to the gut.
So, next time you feel that… spark, that pull, that… somethin’, maybe you can just blame it on them sexual asteroids. It’s easier than tryin’ to figure it all out, ain’t it? Just go with it, I say. Life’s too short to worry about why you want what you want. Just… want it. But maybe try to keep it outta the neighbor’s henhouse, ya hear? That’s just askin’ for trouble.
And don’t go thinkin’ you can change it neither. Them asteroids, they’re up there doin’ their thing, whether you like it or not. It’s like the weather, you can’t stop a storm, you just gotta ride it out. Same with love and wantin’. Just hold on tight and enjoy the ride, I guess. Or, you know, hide under the porch till it passes.
But like I said, I’m just an old woman talkin’. You take it or leave it. Them stars and asteroids… they do what they do, and we just gotta live with it. Just try not to get into too much trouble, ya hear?
Tags: Sexual Asteroids, Astrology, Eros, Lust, Love, Passion, Desire, Natal Chart, Synastry, Attraction
