Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them star signs and see if they can tell us somethin’ ’bout who’s good for who, you know, like them… lesbian gals and their lovin’. Never thought I’d be talkin’ ’bout this, but here we go!
What’s this all about, anyhow?
So, they got this thing called a “lesbian horoscope compatibility chart.” Sounds fancy, but it’s just a way of figurin’ out if two gals are gonna get along based on when they was born. Like, if you’re a Aries gal, born ‘tween March 21 and April 19, they say you’re real expressive. Don’t know what that means exactly, but sounds like you speak your mind, I guess.
Some signs get along better than others, they say.
- Aries and Leo: They say these two are like fire and fire, real passionate and all. Sounds like a whole lotta sparks flyin’!
- Taurus and Cancer: Now, Taurus gals, they ain’t shy ’bout showin’ their feelin’s, and Cancer gals, they kinda like that. They say they got a strong bond, like glue, you know?
- Gemini and Aquarius: These two, they’re like birds of a feather, gettin’ along just fine. Always chattin’ and doin’ stuff together, I reckon.
- Cancer and Scorpio: Cancer pops up again! This time with Scorpio. They understand each other real deep-like, even if they’re different as night and day.
- Virgo and Scorpio: They have fun, that’s what they say. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a bit of fun, I always say.
- Libra and Sagittarius: These gals are always out and about, social butterflies, they call ’em. Always gotta be doin’ somethin’, I guess.
Now, some signs ain’t so good together.
Like, they say Taurus and… well, any sign that don’t like bein’ told what to do. See, Taurus gals, they like to be the boss, and if you got another bossy gal, well, that ain’t gonna work out too good. They’ll be fightin’ like cats and dogs, that’s what I say.
What about them other signs?
Then you got them Aquarius gals, always dreamin’ and thinkin’ big, and them Capricorn gals, always tryin’ to make sense of things. They gotta learn to work together, or it’s gonna be a bumpy road. Like tryin’ to get a mule to pull a wagon uphill, stubborn as can be!
It ain’t just the sun sign, y’know.
They say there’s more to it than just your birthday. They got this thing called a moon sign and all sorts of other stuff. Sounds complicated to me. Like tryin’ to bake a cake with a recipe written in a foreign language! But I guess it all means somethin’ to them astrologer folks. They even talk about homosexuality in the astrology chart, can you believe it? Times sure are changin’.
Friends or more than friends?
And sometimes, they say, some signs just ain’t meant to be lovers, just friends. Like maybe you and that gal down the street, she’s a Pisces and you’re a… well, whatever you are, maybe you’re just better off sharin’ a cup of coffee and gossipin’ than tryin’ to make a go of somethin’ more. Nothin’ wrong with that, I always say. Good to have good friends.
So, what’s the bottom line?
Well, I reckon this lesbian zodiac match stuff is just a bunch of hooey to some folks. But hey, if it helps them gals find love, or even just figure out who to stay away from, then I guess it ain’t hurtin’ nobody. It’s like lookin’ at the weather before you go out – might not be perfect, but it gives you an idea of what to expect. And if you’re lookin’ for lesbian astrology compatibility information, well, there’s plenty of it out there, you just gotta know where to look. Just don’t go lettin’ them stars tell you everything, you still gotta use your own common sense, ya hear?
Anyways, that’s my two cents on this whole lesbian horoscope thing. Hope it made some kinda sense to ya. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits.
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