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Alright, let’s talk about this yes or no tarot stuff. You know, like when you got a question buggin’ ya and you just wanna quick answer? No fancy shmancy stuff, just a straight up yes or no. Some folks like to make it all complicated, but I say, keep it simple, stupid. That’s what my old man used to say, bless his heart.
So, you got your cards, right? Them pretty pictures and all. Now, you gotta ask your question. Don’t be mumblin’ and goin’ around in circles. Ask it clear, like you’re talkin’ to someone who’s a little hard of hearin’. You know, like me! Heh. For example, “Will I get that job?” or “Is that fella gonna call me back?” See? Plain and simple.
The One-Card Draw: Quick and Dirty
- Shuffle them cards real good. Mix ’em up like you’re makin’ biscuits.
- Pick one card. Just one! Don’t go gettin’ greedy now.
- Now, look at the card. If it’s standin’ up straight, that’s a yes. If it’s upside down, like it tripped and fell, that’s a no. Easy peasy, right?
That’s the quickest way, for when you’re in a hurry. Like when you’re tryin’ to decide if you should grab that last piece of pie before your grandson gets to it. (Spoiler alert: the answer is always yes.)
The Three-Card Draw: Gettin’ a Little More Fancy
Now, if you wanna get a little bit more fancy, you can pull three cards. This gives you a little more to think about, you know? Like addin’ a little extra salt to your gravy.
- Shuffle them cards again. Don’t be lazy, shuffle ‘em good.
- Lay out three cards, face up, in a row.
- Now, this is where it gets a little tricky. You gotta look at each card and decide if it’s a yes, a no, or maybe somethin’ in between. Some folks say certain cards always mean yes or no, but I say it’s all about how the card feels to you. Like, if you see a card with sunshine and happy people, that’s probably a yes. If you see a card with swords and grumpy lookin’ folks, that’s probably a no. And if you see a card that just looks kinda wishy-washy, well, that might mean “maybe” or “it’s complicated.” Life’s like that sometimes, ain’t it?
- Now, count up your yeses and noes. If you got more yeses, then the answer is yes. If you got more noes, then the answer is no. If it’s tied, well, then you gotta use your own judgment. Maybe ask the cards again later. Or just flip a coin. Sometimes, that’s the best way.
Some folks, they get all hung up on what each card means. They got books and charts and all sorts of stuff. But I say, trust your gut. Your gut knows more than you think. It’s like when you smell somethin’ and you just know it’s gone bad. You don’t need a book to tell you that.
And don’t be askin’ the cards the same question over and over again just ‘cause you don’t like the answer. That’s like pesterin’ your husband when he’s already told you no. It ain’t gonna change nothin’, and it’s just gonna make everyone grumpy.
Tarot cards, they ain’t magic, you know. They’re just tools. Like a hammer or a hoe. They can help you figure things out, but they ain’t gonna do the work for you. You still gotta use your own brain and your own common sense. And if you ain’t got no common sense, well, then the cards ain’t gonna help you much, honey.
So, there you have it. Yes or no tarot, plain and simple. Now go on and give it a try. And don’t forget to shuffle them cards real good! And maybe say a little prayer while you’re at it. It can’t hurt, right? Lord knows, we all need a little help sometimes.
Tags: [tarot, yes no tarot, tarot spreads, card reading, divination, simple tarot, beginner tarot]
