Okay, so I’ve been on this whole journey trying to figure out when I might get pregnant, right? And let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride. I stumbled upon this thing called astrology pregnancy prediction, and I thought, “Why not give it a shot?” So, I started diving into it, and here’s how it all went down.
First off, I had to find my birth chart. Sounds simple enough, but it’s like, where do you even start? I found this, like, random generator online, punched in my birth details, and bam! There it was, my birth chart. It looked like a bunch of circles, lines, and weird symbols, but okay, I rolled with it.
Then, I learned about this Dr. Jonas guy. Apparently, he figured out that the best time to get pregnant is a couple of days before the Moon is in the same phase as it was when you were born. And if the Moon is in a male sign, even better, or something like that. It’s all pretty confusing, but I was committed at this point.
Next, I started looking at Jupiter. Yeah, the planet. In astrology, Jupiter is all about growth, expansion, and good fortune. So, if you’ve got Jupiter all over your birth chart, it’s supposed to be a good sign for getting pregnant. I checked mine, and I think Jupiter was hanging around somewhere. I tried my best to see it on the chart. But it doesn’t matter. I started to believe that I have Jupiter in my chart. And I also started to figure out that I might be most fertile in March, April, or May. Hope Jupiter would be doing its thing around then.
- Apparently, I might have a good chance to conceive from October 2023 onwards, for like, a whole year.
- Some other prediction said I’ll have a baby next year, especially after May 2023.
- And get this, it even said I might have 2-3 babies! Can you imagine?
Here’s the kicker:
But here’s the thing, I also learned that you can get pregnant at any time during your menstrual cycle, but it’s most likely during ovulation. That’s like, days 10 to 14 or something. I’m not totally sure, but I made a mental note to look into it.
So, that’s where I’m at now. I’ve gathered all this information, looked at my birth chart, and I’m kind of just waiting to see what happens. I mean, it’s all a bit out there, but it’s been a fun little adventure. Plus, it gives me something to think about while I’m on this whole baby-making journey.
I’ll keep you guys posted if anything interesting happens. Maybe I’ll become a mom of three, or maybe I’ll just have a good laugh about this whole astrology thing. Either way, it’s been a ride!
