Alright, let’s talk about this… this… whatchamacallit… zoh-dee-ack tarot thingamajig. Yeah, that’s it. Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know it. This ain’t gonna be no highfalutin mumbo jumbo, just plain talkin’.
So, they say this zodiac tarot spread is like lookin’ at the stars and readin’ cards all mixed up together. Sounds complicated, huh? Well, it kinda is, but it kinda ain’t. See, they got these twelve cards, just like them twelve signs in the sky, you know, the ram, the bull, the twins, and all that jazz. Each one of them cards is supposed to tell ya somethin’ about a different part of your life.
Now, some folks, they like to pull just one card. That’s easy enough, even I can do that! But this zodiac thing, it’s got more to it. It’s like lookin’ at a whole year, or maybe even your whole darn life, all laid out in front of ya. They say it helps ya see what’s comin’ and maybe even what to do about it.
- First off, they got this card, the one they call the “Aries” card. That one’s all about how folks see ya, you know, first impressions and all that.
- Then they got the “Taurus” card. That’s about your money and stuff, what you own, what you need. Always gotta worry about that, ain’t ya?
- Next up is the “Gemini” card. That’s about talkin’ and thinkin’, learnin’ new things. My grandkids, they’re always learnin’ new things, makes my head spin sometimes.
And it goes on like that, see? Each card for each sign, tellin’ ya about different things. Like your home, your kids, your work, your troubles, even your dreams and secrets. It’s like a whole story, just waitin’ to be told.
Now, some folks, they use a thirteenth card. I don’t rightly know why, seems twelve is plenty enough for me. But they say it’s for somethin’ extra, somethin’ hidden, maybe. Like a secret ingredient in a recipe, you know? Adds a little spice.
So how do ya do this zodiac tarot spread? Well, first you gotta get yourself a deck of them tarot cards. They got all sorts of fancy pictures on ’em, kinda spooky sometimes. Then you gotta shuffle ’em up good, thinkin’ about what you wanna know. And then you lay ’em out in a circle, like a clock, each card in its own spot for each sign.
Then comes the hard part, the readin’. You gotta look at the pictures and try to figure out what they mean. Now, they got books and stuff that tell ya what each card means, but I think it’s more about what you feel, what you see in your heart. It’s like lookin’ at the clouds, sometimes you see a dog, sometimes you see a dragon, it’s all in how you look at it.
And don’t forget, this ain’t no fortune tellin’, not exactly. It’s more like… like a guide, a roadmap, you know? It can help you see the road ahead, but you still gotta do the drivin’. You still gotta make your own choices. The cards ain’t gonna tell ya what to do, they just gonna give ya somethin’ to think about.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a little somethin’ extra, a little somethin’ to help you make sense of things, maybe give this zodiac tarot spread a try. It ain’t gonna hurt nothin’, and who knows, maybe it’ll help ya see things a little clearer. Just remember, keep it simple, keep it real, and listen to your heart. That’s the best advice I can give ya.
And one more thing, don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on fancy cards or expensive readers. Sometimes, the best answers come from lookin’ inside yourself. The cards are just a tool, like a hammer or a hoe. It’s the person usin’ the tool that matters.
Tags: [Tarot, Zodiac, Astrology, Divination, Tarot Spread, Yearly Spread, 12-Card Spread, Guidance]
